escuerzoresucitado:

illuteridae:

officially gomens 2 month ….

kristina100000:

fuuuuuuck

galerion:

im in fuckign TEARS

tag your oc whos wearin this to the thalmor embassy

coughloop:

the granny smith after youo forgot about it in the back of the crisping drawer for a week and now you’re digging it out due too guilt cause you’ve been eating way too unhealthy again and yooure stomach kinda hurts

scalded:

aleatoryw:

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking “boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now”, and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

ALT

feathered-serpents:

The Metatron: Archangel Gabriel, as punishment for your defiance against Heaven you will be-

Gabriel, already running buck-ass naked out of Heaven to spend eternity getting pegged by Beelzebub in Hell:

supervillainexe:

“kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.

sigmaleph:

squareallworthy:

sigmaleph:

memebf:

citystompers1:

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn’t fight godzilla if i was this dude’s size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn’t fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me